hippiee:

people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto

(via fairylander)

cat-memes-only:

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solarpunkarchivist:

solarpunkarchivist:

Confession time; while I may have started making my girlfriend lunches purely because I love her there’s now a little bit of gay spite involved as well. I want the straight girls she works with to see what they’re missing and hold their men to higher standards.

Operation Gay Spite has claimed its first straight relationship! I’m not sure I’ve ever been prouder of anything in my life!

(via baby-rots)

serpentwife:

not to flex on anyone but i’ve never wanted to fuck a serial killer

(via peachphobia)

thot-character-of-the-day:

jackisu:

diaryofamadmixedwoman:

lebronlames:

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts.
West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

Today’s Thot of the Day is: The West Saint Paul Panera whores, from real life, I think. Maybe.

(via kimpossibooty)

buzzlightyearhugecock:

woodyisahugetwink:

🍑😩 oooohhhh mr lightyear OOOohhhhh its time to hotbox this hole!!!! 🌿🚬

haha what

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